Sometimes a man’s got to go to the moon. Sometimes he’s just got to go. But how do you go in a spacesuit? Built-in plumbing. Like our forefathers used to enjoy.

Just when did universal sanitation come into existence? Back in the stone age? In the renaissance? During the industrial revolution? At the dawn of the information age? Yes, now we have all the information at our fingertips. Hence, universal sanitation.

They say that our foremothers knew this long ago, but because the moon was in the sixth house, and the mouse took the cheese, the farmer stands alone.